


Sam Puckett in the Hands of Armageddon edit

by tabletcarver



Category: iCarly
Genre: Adventure
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-06-23
Updated: 2011-06-23
Packaged: 2015-02-28 15:03:36
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 355
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7109270/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3006687/tabletcarver
Summary: Resurrections isn't for nubs.





	Sam Puckett in the Hands of Armageddon edit

A/N I don t own , and probably never will own iCarly no matter how much I wish.  
>Sam Puckett in the Hands of Armageddon.<p>Sam ran down the street brandishing a sandal in one hand and a empty bag labeled Beef Jerky- Not for caught up to a guy with brown hair and a severe was evidenced by the repeated sneezing he was doing.<br>Sam whacked the guy over the head.  
>Hard. He fell over keeling in pain from the impact of a tan birkenstock smacking into his skull.<br>Thats what you get for eating the beef jerky, you nub. OW!, Germy cried out followed by a resounding ACHOO! You knew I wanted it! Sam s blond mane flew in Jeremy s eyes as she headbutted him.  
>Germy ripped the sleeve off of his shirt and pressed it to his head.<br>What is wrong with you? He gasped between wiping blood up and sneezing.  
>You are my problem. Get it nub? Sam wound up and prepared to shatter his cowered in his breath he prayed in English, Spanish and Hindi.<br>His eyes widened and he let loose with a loud sneeze directly in Sam s face.  
>AHH-CHOOO!, sneezed Jeremy, Oh God. Sam pulled Jeremy up and prepared to crush him but paused looking up. Ominous clouds gathered over ice-cold rain whipped down like tiny razor-blades blinding Sam.<br>This isn t over you nub, Sam yelled as she wandered blindly into the and Carly waved to her from under an umbrella that Sam shoplifted a week forgot the cardinal rule of crossing the street: Look both ways before crossing. A black BMW rounded the screamed for Sam to move seconds to screamed her voice cutting through the storm.  
>Quick,Freddie call 911, Carly yelled.T-Bo ran out of his restaurant and began the chest compressions and tried mouth to mouth.<br>Come on Sam not like this not like Eddie, T-Bo cried.  
>Freddie s mom pushed her way through the crowd and check the pulse of the rapidly cooling Sam Puckett.<br>It s no use, whispered Mrs. Benson, She s gone. 


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